do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
none of you probably care, or are awake enough to care, but I feel empty atm…
wxng: Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny. That’s all i have
porndirector: i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
sir-cookie-polar-pinky-dots: somebody please tell me where i can buy some real self-confidence.
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
whatsanialler: how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SH!TS
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gointorosedale: I’m watching SGU purely for robert carlyle and I just omg you adorable bastard
martincrieffsbakedpotato: stilesthejeepwhisperer: I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games that’s it that is literally what it is
WAIT! DID REGINA JUST… GOOD I CAN’T EVEN… WHAT IS GOING ON
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
“They are just fictional characters.”
sugarfishh: I think its dumb that adults tell young people that they’re too young to know their sexuality and that ‘its just a phase’ but they expect them to know their education, career and life plans already
my suicide note: i'm fat and i can't do math homework
mordakai: my life is just a longer version of that creepy willy wonka scene through the tunnel that nobody ever understood anything about other than the fact that it made them feel uncomfortable
i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like
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heyfunniest: I love these people.
at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
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meet the blogger Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? open Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? doesn’t everybody? Where is your next vacation? don’t know if it’s the next one, but in the summer I’m going to Schotland, which, in fact, is a country ;) Who do you think reads these? yes. <serious face> Do you have...
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